Dairus Dugger had the audacity to sue a Burger King restaurant for adding pickles, onions, and tomatoes to his burger. According to the Virginian Pilot newspaper, Mr. Dugger requested that these items not be included.
It's should be enough that the lawsuit in itself is laughable beyond words, but there's more to this story. Please note that the incident occurred on April 10, 2007, two years ago! "Dairus Dugger is seeking $100,000 in damages after alleging that the restaurant in James City County, Virginia, failed to heed his 'specific request for the omission of onions, pickles and tomatoes.'"
From: Man sues Burger King over pickles, onions, tomatoes Thursday, May 7, 2009 Author's Note: I'll be writing an open letter to Dairus Dugger shortly, so be sure to bookmark my site and check again soon.